El discurs militar (gallina xica)

“Una gallina xica, pica, camatorta i ballarica va tenir sis polls xics, pics, camatorts i ballarics. Si la gallina no hagués sigut xica, pica, camatorta i ballarica, els sis polls no haguessin sigut xics, pics i ballarics.”S.D., s.XX

rest in peace

“(Paderborn Germany) Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly — and suffocated the keeper...